There is a tap on Addison's office door.
Addison calls out, "Come in."
Ann enters with two huge deli sand-
wiches, "I know it's late for lunch but
I didn't eat and I'm sure you didn't."
Addison calls out, "Come in."
Ann enters with two huge deli sand-
wiches, "I know it's late for lunch but
I didn't eat and I'm sure you didn't."
Addison clears a space on his desk.
Ann puts the sandwiches down on
Addison's desk and then pulls up a chair,
"Okay, remember on Friday when I said
I was going out to Fire Island with friends?
Well, I lied. I did go to Fire Island but I went
with someone I met on J-date. And, yes, I
know I'm not Jewish but Jewish guys are hot.
So, I signed up."
Addison looks up from his sandwich,
"You went away with a complete stanger?"
"Don't get all Mommy on me."
Addison laughs, "Continue."
Ann pulls a photo from her back pocket,
"This is him. Hot, right?"
Addison over nods.
Ann hits his hand, "Well, guess what?
Tres hottie is tres-tres craaazy and not Jewish.
Ann puts the sandwiches down on
Addison's desk and then pulls up a chair,
"Okay, remember on Friday when I said
I was going out to Fire Island with friends?
Well, I lied. I did go to Fire Island but I went
with someone I met on J-date. And, yes, I
know I'm not Jewish but Jewish guys are hot.
So, I signed up."
Addison looks up from his sandwich,
"You went away with a complete stanger?"
"Don't get all Mommy on me."
Addison laughs, "Continue."
Ann pulls a photo from her back pocket,
"This is him. Hot, right?"
Addison over nods.
Ann hits his hand, "Well, guess what?
Tres hottie is tres-tres craaazy and not Jewish.
Pretending to be Jewish so he could use J-date
too. Long story short, he tried to pull a Ted Bundy
and shoved me into the back of his van, but I had a
and shoved me into the back of his van, but I had a
gun in my sock."
"You had a gun in your sock!?"
"Someone like me needs protection.
And thank God I did. Right?"
"Who is he?"
"I have no clue, but I'm going to the
police station after work to talk to some
"You had a gun in your sock!?"
"Someone like me needs protection.
And thank God I did. Right?"
"Who is he?"
"I have no clue, but I'm going to the
police station after work to talk to some
detective and hand this trophy pic of
VAN GUY over to them."
"Jesus, Ann, you've got to start dating in a
"Jesus, Ann, you've got to start dating in a
more normal way."
"So says you, my sister, and about twenty
of my dearest friends. And I promise I will
try." Ann spots the tarot, still on the back
of Addison's door, "Mixin' up a little magic
in here, boss?"
"Do you know anything about tarot?"
"Are you kidding? I am all about the occult."
"Can you tell me what those mean?"
Ann gets up and studies the cards,
"Did you put these up here?"
"Does that matter?"
"Just curious."
Addison is impatient, "Just tell me if it
is something bad. I mean with Death,
Devil and whatever, it can't be good."
"So says you, my sister, and about twenty
of my dearest friends. And I promise I will
try." Ann spots the tarot, still on the back
of Addison's door, "Mixin' up a little magic
in here, boss?"
"Do you know anything about tarot?"
"Are you kidding? I am all about the occult."
"Can you tell me what those mean?"
Ann gets up and studies the cards,
"Did you put these up here?"
"Does that matter?"
"Just curious."
Addison is impatient, "Just tell me if it
is something bad. I mean with Death,
Devil and whatever, it can't be good."